about

Bidets
Are Our Passion

Who We Are: The People Who Think About Butts, A Lot

Who Are We? At Conor, we're not just buzzing about bidets, we're practically bidet evangelists. We believe that the humble bidet is an unsung idol of the bathroom, and we are on a mission to bring its majestic, splashy goodness to every Aussie!Seriously, though-we're passionate about this stuff! We're a bunch of earth-conscious buddies who were fed up with the whole "toilet paper = deforestation" equation. We thought, "There's got to be a solution!" And then, BAM! The bidet lightbulb turned on. Figuratively, of course. We're not installing lightbulbs in toilets... yet.

Mission: Clean Butts, Happy Humans

"Our mission? To bring Australians the light – or more accurately, the spray – and the glorious benefits of bidets. They are beautiful and intelligent-looking, aren't they? But what they are really is guardians of our health, our pocketbooks, and our precious planet. We believe in eco friendly solutions, so we minimize impact on the Earth and leave a legacy of vibarant landscapes for the future generations.

By holding bidets, we are not just cleansing ourselves but are cleaning our environmental impacts. We are swapping the opression of toilet papers for a eco friendly alternative, while saving trees from the chopping blades and landfills from overflowing.

Join us! Together, we can change things, one refreshing rinse at a time. With our eco friendly practices, let's save Mother Nature and leave a vibrant planet for future generations. Because a clean bum and a clean morality? That's a duet worth singing."

Our Founder's Vision: Making a splash for a cleaner future.

So, our founder bravely ventured into the Australian outback, okay, maybe it was just the local places, armed with a survey and a big dream, to bring the joy of bidets to the land down under, it's sounds fascinating right. But what he encountered was... well, let's just say it was a bit of a splash of confusion, probably.

What's a bidet? they asked, eyes wide with a mixture of curiosity and a bit of suspicion. "Is it some kind of exotic marsupial? Or maybe a new type of boomerang?", maybe a bit too curious!

And then came the low whispers, the rumors, and the myths: "I heard they're illegal in Australia! And they use, like, you know gallons of water! We shouldn't waste water, right?"

Oh, Australia! So close, yet a bit too far. You're absolutely right about not wasting water, of course! But the bidet? It's not the enemy; it's the actual savior!

Let's talk numbers now, shall we? One roll of toilet paper, that fluffy symbol of... well, let's just say "prerequisite," takes a whopping 37 gallons of water to produce! can you belive that?. That's like taking a long shower just to wipe your... I know you get the idea.

Now, talking about a bidet? A trifling 1/8 of a gallon per use. That's like a quick sip for your nether regions! yup you read it correct. So, who's the real water hog here? We'll give you a small hint: it's not the thing that gently cleanses; it's the thing that gets crumpled and tossed away like yesterday's newspaper.

We're on a mission to bust these bidet myths and introduce Australia to a cleaner, greener, and altogether a more fresher way of life. Join us with the bidet revolution! It's not illegal, we checked! trust us!, it saves water, and it'll leave you feeling like a million bucks or at least a few extra koalas.