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Bidets Are
Our Passion.
We're a bunch of earth-conscious Aussies who saw forests being levelled for toilet paper — and decided there had to be a smarter, cleaner, greener way forward.
The People Who Think About Butts, A Lot.
At Conor, we're not just buzzing about bidets — we're practically bidet evangelists. We believe the humble bidet is the unsung hero of the bathroom, and we're on a mission to bring its majestic, splashy goodness to every Aussie home.
We're a bunch of earth-conscious buddies fed up with the "toilet paper = deforestation" equation. We thought, "There's got to be a solution!" And then, BAM — the bidet lightbulb turned on.
"We believe in eco-friendly solutions that minimise our impact on the Earth and leave a legacy of vibrant landscapes for future generations."
What We
Stand For
Three beliefs guide everything we do — from how we design our products to how we run our business.
Planet First
Every bidet saves trees from the chopping block and keeps landfills from overflowing. Small swap, enormous impact.
Water Wisdom
One roll of toilet paper uses 37 gallons of water to produce. Our bidets use just ⅛ of a gallon per use. The maths is undeniable.
Genuine Clean
Everyone deserves to feel genuinely clean — not just wiped. Our products deliver a hygiene upgrade your health will thank you for.
Clean Butts,
Happy Humans.
Our mission? To bring Australians the light — or more accurately, the spray — and the glorious benefits of bidets. What they really are is guardians of our health, our pocketbooks, and our precious planet.
By choosing a bidet, you're not just cleansing yourself — you're cleaning up your environmental footprint. Join us. Together, we can change things one refreshing rinse at a time.
Because a clean bum and a clean morality? That's a duet worth singing.
Toilet Paper Has Been Lying to You.
37 gallons of water just to produce one roll — then it ends up in landfill.
A tiny sip per use. No trees. No landfill. No guilt. Just clean.
We're on a mission to bust bidet myths across Australia. Not illegal — we checked. It saves water, and it'll leave you feeling like a million bucks.
Making a Splash for a Cleaner Future.
Our founder ventured into the Australian market armed with a survey and a big dream — to bring the joy of bidets to the land down under. What he encountered was a nation utterly baffled.
"Is it some kind of exotic marsupial?" they asked. "I heard they're illegal in Australia!" But the myths didn't stop him — they fuelled him.
Today, we're busting those myths one rinse at a time, introducing Australia to a cleaner, greener, fresher way of life. It's not illegal. Checked. Trust us.
